But it is the Emperor who will decide your fate in this life. I hear that is a devout follower of the, which will decide fate in the next life. Your kingdom is truly worth only a horse. May you succumb to Samsara and live a thousand lives without joy or enlightenment. We shall take your lives, and your freedom! You truly are the Sultan of Rum, you drunken swine! You have haunted the waters of the Mediterranean for too long, cursed pirate! We will impale on a spike, as we have done with your pathetic armies. You upstart tax collectors should know your place being trampled under our horses! You have that in common.Ĭan your soldiers hit a barn yet, or do they still think muskets are clubs? The dreadful state of your economy is a warning to all would-be rulers. Not even seppuku could restore your honor. Your eagle has two heads but not even one crown. You are neither holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire. I suggest you change your uniform trousers to brown.ĭoes know how many hand-maidens you keep in your chambers? May you be sewn up alive in the belly of a dead camel. It is time for the sun to set on the British empire. I had another insult prepared for you, but I doubt you would be able to read it. Is that sorry thing on your head what passes for a crown in ? Your corpse will pave the path of progress, ! Your walls will crumble before our cannon like sand before the sea. It would be a shame if something were to happen to your Meissner porcelain. Your is an unlawful, unnatural, false, bastardly governor of the Church, the Ordinance of the Devil, petty Pope, anti-Christ, incarnate devil, cozening knave, and prolific liar. is a proud, popish, presumptuous, profane, pestilent, pernicious prelate and usurper. But if someone dragged out again, that would be a calamity. If fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune. There is something rotten in the state of Denmark. When our sons look back on today, it will be known that while you may have shaved off our beard, we will remove your arm. O Sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. 's head is as empty as a eunuch's underpants. You are the scourge of this earth and shall be hanged from your walls for what you've done! The throne shall not be sullied by your cursed and deformed line. It is a dangerous wonder how a heathen such as yourself acquire such a rich and prosperous land. You could have been a fine nation, if you had not been so preoccupied with killing each other over who was more related to the greatest murderer of our time. Bow now or meet your end at the hands of the heirs of Timur and Genghis. While we were building a civilization you have kept in hiding among the vagrants of the Deccan. Soon all your treasures will be ours, including that preposterous Turquoise chair you so treasure. So this is where pepper grows? It seems we have arrived just in time for a rich harvest. Give us a few and we will find out if they can outlast your dynasty. They say diamonds last forever, and you do seem to have a lot of them. Your entire line suffers from delusions of adequacy. Do be careful, it would be such a shame if an unforeseen accident would happen. Perhaps my armies should find out if all roads truly lead to Rome. One day, even merchants will understand bookkeeping. No map can be a work of art as long as your nation is on it.
culture is something of an oxymoron, don't you think? Tales of your misdeeds are told from Ireland to Cathay. In, '' is a word synonymous with manure. In this great game we play, you are a mere pawn.
There is a problem most rife with, and I suspect the cause are the. Your blood will make the soil I take from you all the richer.
My last visit to the commode was vastly more enjoyable than dinner with the ambassador. When the account of our time is written by future generations, they will look at you with that mix of pity and disgust called compassion. įurthermore, I believe that must be destroyed! Judgment day is upon us! The minions of Lucifer walk upon the earth- Oh. Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!